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Frozen Fish Meal

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Frozen Fish Meal thanks to Keith Blake

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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