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Frozen Fish Meal

So close but yet so hard!

Frozen Fish Meal thanks to Keith Blake

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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