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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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