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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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