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Revenge of the bull

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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