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Frog Food

Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a hungry frog

Frog Food thanks to Marian Renstrom

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A sourpuss never afflixes my appetite - Archie Bunker

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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