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Foot Wear thanks to Mike King

Foot Wear thanks to Mike King

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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