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Foot Pool

An artistic way to step into your backyard pool

Foot Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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