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Foot Pool

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

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