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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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