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Foosball for Girls

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All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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