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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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