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Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

Large mouth bass with large eye vision

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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