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Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

Large mouth bass with large eye vision

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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