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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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