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Escherlator

The Joe-kster sliding down Escher's escalator of life

Escherlator thanks to Mel Hardman

Mind the stairs - Escherlier or Escherlator!

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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