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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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