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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Primates used in Maui brassrooms

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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