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Bubba does quality inspection on his soffit repair

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Cat keeps its mind in the gutter on a sunny day

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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