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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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