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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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