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Drink And Drive Directions

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Drink And Drive Directions thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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