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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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