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'Do Not Read' Sign

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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard Feynman

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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