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Devil Sky

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Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I am quite sure I am more afraid of people who are themselves terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself. - Teresa of Ávila

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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