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Devil Sky

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Devil Sky thanks to Karen Moore

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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The devil never comes offering you something evil. The devil comes offering you a larger audience. - Murray Kempton

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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