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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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