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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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