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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

What we really need is a mindset shift that will make us relevant to today's consumers, a mindset shift from 'telling and selling' to building relationships. - Jim Stengel

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore


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