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Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

What we really need is a mindset shift that will make us relevant to today's consumers, a mindset shift from 'telling and selling' to building relationships. - Jim Stengel

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness. - Leo F. Buscaglia

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno


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