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Cowhide biker finds urban home on the range

Cowboy Bike thanks to Mike King

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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