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Computer Exercise

Pain-full sit-up exercises

Computer Exercise thanks to Keith Blake

Cat in the action

How to do sit ups to sit down

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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