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Comfortable Chicken

Basking in a hot tub stew

Comfortable Chicken thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a relaxing after-meal bath

Some chicken wings are hot stuff
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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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