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Comfortable Chicken

Basking in a hot tub stew

Comfortable Chicken thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a relaxing after-meal bath

Some chicken wings are hot stuff
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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

Comfort zones are most often expanded through discomfort. - Peter Mcwilliams

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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