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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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