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Cinder Block Repair

How many safety violations can you find?

Cinder Block Repair thanks to Barry McCartney

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You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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