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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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