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Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

Church Sign Messages thanks to Mike King

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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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