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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately, the resemblance doesn't end there. - Groucho Marx

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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