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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as trying to find the single equation, the theory of everything. - Will Smith

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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