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Pet exercises at the gym

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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