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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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