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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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