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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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