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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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