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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker


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