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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

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Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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