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Bumpy Road

'Fitting' South African road warning sign

Bumpy Road thanks to Mike King

For a cozy day in the bush

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Every bump is a bounce. - Robert Kraft

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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