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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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