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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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