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BTTF II Car

Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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