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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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