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Brain Lamp

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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