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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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