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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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