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Bolt Cutter Man

Trouble with him is he's all torque

Bolt Cutter Man thanks to Mel Hardman

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He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth


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