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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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