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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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