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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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