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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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