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Dutch tourist leaves final footprint

Bear Print thanks to Keith Blake

Jeroen's last hike in the Canadian Rockies

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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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