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Baked Tulips

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Baked Tulips thanks to Keith Blake

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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