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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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