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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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