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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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