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How to relax during a boring lecture

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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