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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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