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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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