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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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