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Amsterdam House Poles

In Holland, houses are supported by Poles

Amsterdam House Poles thanks to Mel Hardman

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Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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