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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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