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African Flip Flops

Next time someone complains about their standard of living...

African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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