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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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