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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


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