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You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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