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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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