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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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