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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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