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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson


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