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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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