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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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Race Break

Mirror Fence

Look Both Ways

No-iPhone Kids

Dog Haircut

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Donkey Refill

Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots